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I only taste like cheating.
samt aders (velvet veins)
Created on 2004-05-17 00:10:48 (#3172340), last updated 2006-01-10
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BioI was born a deer. It has been a 16 year long, $3,000,000 plus endevour, involving costly surgeries and extensive therapy, to make me human. I am a patchwork quilt of mismatched body parts that appear surprisingly symmetrical at times. my organs came from frankenstein, my brain probably belonged to your grandfather before it grew up to be the Yakuza boss of my nervous system. It carries a semi-automatic rifle with a laser targeting system and a cupholder, to aid in the prevention of beverages being asassi nated (because that happens far too often).
several of the procedures i underwent are illegal in the U.S., as a result i traveled to Nicaragua 30 times and am fluent in the language of anesthesia.I am also fluent in sound effects. My tale is one of woe an d Little-Mermaid-esque plot twists. Although the majority of my procedures are completed, i still have yet to recieve my voicebox.
Its coming in the mail, in a manila envelope with no return address.
If anything 'goes down", I'm to forget that conversation ever happened.
Also, i have fallen in love with a prince and my bra is made from the discarded homes of shellfish. Also, i dont know if i should kill people.n
several of the procedures i underwent are illegal in the U.S., as a result i traveled to Nicaragua 30 times and am fluent in the language of anesthesia.I am also fluent in sound effects. My tale is one of woe an d Little-Mermaid-esque plot twists. Although the majority of my procedures are completed, i still have yet to recieve my voicebox.
Its coming in the mail, in a manila envelope with no return address.
If anything 'goes down", I'm to forget that conversation ever happened.
Also, i have fallen in love with a prince and my bra is made from the discarded homes of shellfish. Also, i dont know if i should kill people.n
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asian bands, bones, dinosaurs, my sunglasses, parts of speech, photobooth pictures, pilgrims (i hope)., the word "picadillo", zippers opposed to buttons
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